The commander was busy installing Enhanced Processor and Integrated Communications cards in one of the seven primary computers on the International Space Station when he was interrupted by another astronaut.
“Sir?” the astrophotographer said. “Aren’t we scheduled to be flying over the auroral ovals to videotape images of the light show caused by those M-class and X-class solar flares?”
“That’s right,” said the commander, looking up from his complicated task. “Why?”
“Well, sir. We seem to have broken out of earth orbit and are headed directly for the sun!”
The commander called out to one of the cosmonauts. “Do you know who’s driving the space station?”
“Not me,” the flight engineer replied. “I was wondering why it was getting so hot in here.”